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OllieWestwood
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The Stig lines....
Im sure you will all be very inventive and love doing this
Its simple make up your own Top Gear Stig Facts..
Copy below and change the X's for your own facts.
Some Say XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
and that XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
All we know is, He's Called The Stig
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1. Top 100 Show Car 2. 13 sec 250+bhp RWD monster 3. Daily runabout well detailed 4. New Toy..The Track Car - but i know fuck all about this scene........
Understeer: when you hit the wall with the front of the car.
Oversteer: when you hit the wall with the back of the car.
Horsepower: how fast you hit the wall.
Torque: how far you take the wall with you.
***Nissan 200SX S14a 203.2bhp 194.6lbft - 13.89@100.60***
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| 21-07-2008 10:34 AM |
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Kell
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RE: The Stig lines....
Some say he once ate a salmon whole
And that he wrestled a grizzly bear for THAT salmon
All we know is, He's called the Stig!
This post was last modified: 21-07-2008 10:54 AM by Kell.
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| 21-07-2008 10:53 AM |
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Meatball
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RE: The Stig lines....
Some Say that he is not like Dave
and that he actually buys cars instead of just talking about them
All we know is, He's Called The Stig
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| 21-07-2008 11:55 AM |
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dave_maxxd
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| 21-07-2008 12:18 PM |
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Dubmodder
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RE: The Stig lines....
Some say that when he farts it sounds just like a Bailey dump valve....
and that 90% of his brain material is contaminated with radioactive Haynes manual syndrome.
All we know is, He's Called The Stig
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| 21-07-2008 12:25 PM |
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Meatball
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RE: The Stig lines....
Some say that he did use to own a car
and that he spends too much time dreaming about owning one
All we know is, He's Called The Stig
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| 22-07-2008 01:47 PM |
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dave_maxxd
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| 22-07-2008 01:51 PM |
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Meatball
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RE: The Stig lines....
Some say that he looks a bit like Shrek
and that he is as strong as Shrek and doesnt spend much time looking for a girlfriend that looks like Shreks wife because he just goes to see Daves ex but shes filthy
All we know is, He's Called The Stig
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| 22-07-2008 04:39 PM |
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dave_maxxd
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RE: The Stig lines....
Some say that he looks a bit like Shrek
and that he is as strong as Shrek and doesnt spend much time looking for a girlfriend that looks like Shreks wife because he just goes to see Daves ex but shes filthy
All we know is, He's Called The Stig
hahahaha... youve not stuck to the original format numb nuts
Some say that he wishes he could get laid
and that he pays for it instead..
All we know is, he's called the MeatStig
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| 22-07-2008 05:33 PM |
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Meatball
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RE: The Stig lines....
Yes I have stuck to originl format gaywod!!!!
Some say that he wishes he could get laid all the time
and that he has to pay for it when Daves mums away..
All we know is, he's called the MeatStig
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| 22-07-2008 06:02 PM |
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