Im sure you will all be very inventive and love doing this
Its simple make up your own Top Gear Stig Facts..
Copy below and change the X's for your own facts.
Some Say XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
and that XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
All we know is, He's Called The Stig
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Some say he once loved Japanese cars....
and that he now prefers his Volkswagens
All we know is, He's Called The Stig
Some say he once ate a salmon whole
And that he wrestled a grizzly bear for THAT salmon
All we know is, He's called the Stig!
Some Say that he is not like Dave
and that he actually buys cars instead of just talking about them
All we know is, He's Called The Stig
Some say that he did use to live around here
and that he spends too much time in Wales shagging sheep
All we know is, He's Called The Stig
Some say that when he farts it sounds just like a Bailey dump valve....
and that 90% of his brain material is contaminated with radioactive Haynes manual syndrome.
All we know is, He's Called The Stig
Some say that he did use to own a car
and that he spends too much time dreaming about owning one
All we know is, He's Called The Stig
Some say that he looks a bit like Shrek
and that he spends too much time looking for a girlfriend that looks like Shreks wife
All we know is, He's Called The Stig
Some say that he looks a bit like Shrek
and that he is as strong as Shrek and doesnt spend much time looking for a girlfriend that looks like Shreks wife because he just goes to see Daves ex but shes filthy
All we know is, He's Called The Stig
Meatball Wrote:Some say that he looks a bit like Shrek
and that he is as strong as Shrek and doesnt spend much time looking for a girlfriend that looks like Shreks wife because he just goes to see Daves ex but shes filthy
All we know is, He's Called The Stig
hahahaha... youve not stuck to the original format numb nuts
Some say that he wishes he could get laid
and that he pays for it instead..
All we know is, he's called the MeatStig